The Sixth Sense: M6 Half-Year Write Up

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As we recover from 2023’s final weekend of hockey, we reflect upon the fantastic first half of the M6 season. We have collected some key highlights, stats and quotes from the team, as well as some favourite photos.

We hope you enjoy; have a merry Christmas and see you in the new year!

This is the mens team in Wanderers Hockey Club

With the restructure of the lower mens teams over the summer, the secret recipe for an incredible 6s squad was deemed to be precisely: 26% heritage-M4, 31% heritage-M6 and 43% newbie. The new-look M6 were baptised in the fires of a 35 degree Barnes friendly, before being hardened in two tough early games, where subs were few due to extreme pitch locations, still outstanding red card suspensions and even some resurgent Covid.

Leaked footage from early planning meetings: the M6 realise the unbeaten season may have been a one-off…

With some secretive late-night poaching of players from the website, we bounced back with a 4-1 victory vs the league leaders at the time, the widely-feared Tulse Hill and Dulwich HC M5s. This enabled us to aim high and target further victories throughout the season, with a special weight placed upon the big scalps.

We followed this up with some gritty 1 goal victories and valiant efforts to throw away victories at the last minute, before we decided to place our sights even higher. Could we fight our way to become the highest team in our division with the smallest goal difference? Having landed in 6th place at Christmas with a -1GD, the game is well and truly afoot.

Our motivational hero Richard has kindly written in to provide an inspiring quote for us to reflect on other the winter break before attacking the second half of the season with this lofty target in our minds:

Other on-field highlights so far have been a 1-1 draw at BP against leaders King’s and Alleyn’s M2 and a 1-0 win in the late afternoon rain away against East London M4. Off-field, we’ve managed a near-full match tea sweep, a successful curry and some great chocolate bar costumes last weekend.

Favourite Photos:

Key Statistics:

Golden Stick StandingsTipper’s Grundy Run Line-Up
PlayerGoals Scored
Lee Moir6
Gareth Brinn3
Floris Dobber3
Richard Shelly2
Gabriel Barnett2
Oscar Newlove2
Max Lowther1
Milo Walker1
Mitchell Vieira1
Jacob Harvey1
Mattie Price1
Max Stevensen1
Players on track for Tipper’s Grundy Run (Apr-2024)*
Garth
Sam
James
Derek
Tony
Charlie
Ben
Sanjay
Alex
Henry
Chris
Jake
Duncan
Will
*Surnames redacted for privacy reasons

11 Games

5 wins, 3 draws, 3 losses.
11 rounds of names.
Goal Difference of -1.

50 Short Corners Won

0 Goals Scored

5

Never-before-seen Richard socials that we’re still waiting for

Favourite Drop Out Messages:

Hey mate 50/50 if I can make the game at this stage. Will let you know sorry

Lee, Saturday, 04:53 hours

F*** have just woke up

Think I am going to be really poor form and bale

Don’t feel very fresh

Do you still have 15?

Chris, Saturday, 50mins before PB

Given the healthy subs bench was wondering if I could sit this out as it’s over 2 hours by bus at least each way. I don’t know how I missed that.

Sanjay, Saturday, 01:06 hours

Hey mate, I’ve been caught up in demonstrations today and am struggling to get out, so I’m going to miss the game sorry. Sorry for the late notice, I’ve only just been able to get any reception on my phone.

Henry, Saturday, 1 minute after pushback

If you have that spare player, please bring them along today. Wish I could say it was a hangover but literally can’t stop vomiting and shitting myself today (tmi)

???, Saturday 11:56 hours

The League Table at the Halfway Stage:

Results so far:

Pre-season Newsletter

Welcome back Wanderers!

With pre-season well underway, it’s time for the first Newsletter of the 2017/18 season.

Club Day *this Saturday!*

Come along to the Wanderers pre-season club day on Saturday 2 September from 1.45pm until 5ish. It’s a great chance to play some mixed hockey and catch up with people before the season starts. It’s free and open to current and new members!

Please bring a light and a dark top.

Stick around after (bring a change of clothes and shower stuff) for drinks and food at The Grove pub (SW11 4NE) which is a 5 minute walk from the pitch as the clubhouse will not be open until later in the season.

Training times

Details on training times and locations can be found on the Wanderers website: https://www.wanderershockeyclub.co.uk/training/

There will also be goalkeeping training sessions throughout the season at KP on Thursdays – the first one is 14th September. Further details can be found on the website.

Socials – start of Season & Christmas

Start of Season – 30th of September

Get your Americana costumes ready because Wanderers are going American for a full blown Frat party at the clubhouse. We’re talking beer pong, red cups, flip cup… Full details r.e. timings & team pairings will be announced shortly, please click attending on the FB event which will be posted to the Wanderers Facebook page shortly. If you don’t have access to the private FB group please request to join here then you should be able to see the event.

Christmas Party

This has been provisionally booked in for the 9th of December so please try and keep this date free. More details to be revealed in due course…

Annual subs

Subs will be £200 for outfield players, £120 for goalkeepers, students and unemployed.

An initial installment of £50 is due by Monday 18 September and then the remaining £150 (or £50 + £70 for students etc) is due by Monday 30 October. Money needs to be transferred to your team treasurer, who will then transfer to club treasurer.

Get into Umpiring course

9 October – 7pm – Wanderers Clubhouse – FREE to club members

Following feedback from a lot of you last season the club will be a hosting a Get into Umpiring evening at the Clubhouse. As a club we rely on support from all of you to ensure that games can go ahead. We want to provide you with the skills and confidence to go out there and boss it when it comes to your turn. The evening will be hosted by Surrey Hockey Umpire Association Secretary and L1 coach Matt Dean. He will cover off the basics of umpiring and to answer questions or concerns you may have, helping you feel more confident when it’s you’re turn to umpire.

Please put this in your diary, we expect a strong turnout from across the club!

Closed Facebook group

If you haven’t already, please request to join the Wanderers closed facebook group, as it’s where a lot of the club news is shared.

Wanderers Club Newsletter

Happy sunny Wednesday Wanderers!

In this newsletter are final placings for the 2016/17 season, details for summer mixed hockey and EOS this weekend!

2016/17 Season Results

Promotions/demotions are TBC
M1  12th
M2  10th
M3  3rd
M4  6th
M5  5th
M6  7th

W1  4th
W2  6th
W3  9th
W4  3rd
W5  6th
W6  7th
W7  6th

End of Season Social – this SATURDAY!

Venue
Vuk Club, Park Place, Chiswick, W3 8JY, London, England (https://www.hallshire.com/halls/view/2520/vuk-banqueting-suite)

Timings
6.30pm  Drinks reception
7.30pm  Meal begins
8.30pm  Speeches
3am  Venue closes

Transport to venue
All stations are about 10-20 minute walk from the venue with Action Town being the closest. Uber is also an option.

Train – Kew Bridge
Tube – Action Town (District & Piccadilly) or Chiswick Park Station (District)
Overground – Gunnersbury or South Action

Pubs Nearby
There are limited pubs directly beside the venue for pre-dinner drinks and team awards but there are some nicer pubs within about 5 minute taxi ride from the venue & close to transport links. Your team social secretaries have the details.

Clubhouse

A reminder that the clubhouse is now closed and thanks to all for your support of the CH this year.

Summer (mixed) Hockey

Summer (mixed) hockey starts on Tuesday 11th April and will go on until Tuesday 1st August9pm to 10pmat BP. We ask that everyone brings a DARK and a WHITE top so teams can be split on the evening. Please note that you should wear CLEAN shoes on the astro and not ones that you may have done a muddy run in!

Match Fees

Match fees – must ALL be paid by the team treasurer to the club treasurer, using the appropriate forms NO LATER THAN 2 WEEKS AFTER YOUR TEAMS LAST GAME. If you have any questions about this please contact Lori ASAP.

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