LATEST MATCH REPORT: MENS 4TH XI

By Shane Siberry

Wanderers 4's 8-1 Eds

Eds fails to write report... again

I got a new job as a Jude Law look-a-like so I don't really have much time for all of you any more as I am sort of famous don't you know!

I arrived on the scene, looking a bit moody - I do that look really well - it is for my "I'm not putting up with this Sadie/Sienna/Nanny" gets me in all the girly magazines.

The night before had been another of "My Blueberry Nights (2007)" and I really could do with going on "The Holiday (2006)" of a lifetime, but after being accused of "Breaking and Entering (2006)" I have to stay in London. To put in my time I play for the Wanderers 4's on a Saturday.

The way the team is playing at the moment not even "All the King's Men (2006)" could stop us winning, I am getting "Closer (2004)" to scoring all the time. The only thing to stop me getting more this season are Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)!

This week we were playing against Eds who were bottom of the league and looked more like a scene from the Beverley Hill Billies than anything else, didn't matter as I Heart Huckabees (2004), so that was fine.

The game started and we were flying in minutes, like The Aviator (2004) we went 1-0 up I think through another look a like Tom (Hasslehoff/Robinson/TGS). Shane then crossed for an OG and Stuart started his hattrick. We were 5-0 up by h Alfie (2004) time.

The team talk was to think into the future for other games from Charlie the Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow (2004) was definitely on our minds as we could only add three more in the second half.

At 7-0 Eds were left with a Cold Mountain (2003) to climb. But some dreadful defending meant that by the end of the game one defender knew he was on a Road To Perdition (2002).

All in all it was an adequate performance from the team without setting the world alight. Dan played as though he had AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) picking passes to everyone, but not scoring.

This week is against the Enemy At The Gates (2001) Old Cranleighans. Hopefully they will not be on top form or we will have to Love, Honour And Obey (2000) our captain just to stay in eXistenZ (1999).

They have a lot of the The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) about them.

I have a load more below but have run out of things to say. Lets hope this week goes well

Jude
The Wisdom Of Crocodiles (1998)
Final Cut (1998)
Bent (1997)
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
I Love You, I Love You Not (1997)
Gattaca (1997)
Music From Another Room (1997)
Wilde (1997)
Shopping (1993)
Marshal (TV series) (1993)
The Crane (BFI short) (1992)
The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes (TV series) (1990)
Families (TV series) (1990)

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